HAPPY HOLIDAYS

A little something special that I lifted from the talkfantasyfootball forums

The Twelve Games of BloodBowl

In my first game of BloodBowl,

Lord Nuffle did bestow,

A triple-skull on a re-roll!

In my second game of BloodBowl,
Lord Nuffle did bestow,
Two stupid Trolls,
And a triple-skull on a re-roll!

In my third game of BloodBowl,
Lord Nuffle did bestow,
Three bribed refs,
Two stupid Trolls,
And a triple-skull on a re-roll!

In my fourth game of BloodBowl,

Lord Nuffle did bestow,

Four shiny cups,

Three bribed refs,

Two stupid Trolls,

And a triple-skull on a re-roll!

In my fifth game of BloodBowl,
Lord Nuffle did bestow,
Five C and D’s!
Four shiny cups,
Three bribed refs,
Two stupid Trolls,
And a triple-skull on a re-roll!

In my sixth game of BloodBowl,
Lord Nuffle did bestow,
Six Living Rulebooks
    Five C and D’s!
Four shiny cups,
Three bribed refs,
Two stupid Trolls,
And a triple-skull on a re-roll!

In my seventh game of BloodBowl,

Lord Nuffle did bestow,

Seven ‘Flings a-flyin’

Six Living Rulebooks

    Five C and D’s!

Four shiny cups,

Three bribed refs,

Two stupid Trolls,

And a triple-skull on a re-roll!

In my eighth game of BloodBowl,
Lord Nuffle did bestow,
Eight Goblins cheating,
Seven ‘Flings a-flyin’
Six Living Rulebooks
Five C and D’s,
Four shiny cups,
Three bribed refs,
Two stupid Trolls,
And a triple-skull on a re-roll!

In my ninth game of BloodBowl,
Lord Nuffle did bestow,
Nine Nurgles rotting
Eight Goblins cheating,
Seven ‘Flings a-flyin’
Six Living Rulebooks
Five C and D’s,
Four shiny cups,
Three bribed refs,
Two stupid Trolls,
And a triple-skull on a re-roll!

In my tenth game of BloodBowl,

Lord Nuffle did bestow,

Ten Slann a-leaping

Nine Nurgles rotting

Eight Goblins cheating,

Seven ‘Flings a-flyin’

Six Living Rulebooks

Five C and D’s,

Four shiny cups,

Three bribed refs,

Two stupid Trolls,

And a triple-skull on a re-roll!

In my eleventh game of BloodBowl,
Lord Nuffle did bestow,
Eleven elves a-passing
Ten Slann a-leaping
Nine Nurgles rotting
Eight Goblins cheating,
Seven ‘Flings a-flyin’
Six Living Rulebooks
Five C and D’s,
Four shiny cups,
Three bribed refs,
Two stupid Trolls,
And a triple-skull on a re-roll!

In my twelfth game of BloodBowl,
Lord Nuffle did bestow,
Twelve teams to start with,
Eleven elves a-passing
Ten Slann a-leaping
Nine Nurgles rotting
Eight Goblins cheating,
Seven ‘Flings a-flyin’
Six Living Rulebooks
Five C and D’s,
Four shiny cups,
Three bribed refs,
Two stupid Trolls,
AND A TRIPLE-SKULL ON A RE-ROLL!!!

HAPPY HOLIDAYS Y'ALL

Welcome Vanessa!

Today we welcomed a new member to the WhiteTail Neptune Plague:

"She will not be playing on the field, but I assure you she is a great asset to our team!" Says Coach Vallace Morre. "Here she comes...."

As the door swung wide the players squinted to look at what was moving through the opening. It had yellow Teeth and reeked of rotton onions.  It had dirty white fur and wore lipstick smeared across its slavering mouth.  One of its eyes was red with infection and lack of sleep while its clothes were ragged, dirty and torn apart.

"Boys, meet Vanessa Crudgens."

One of the players, Scarface by name, stepped forward looking Vanessa up and down. "She's...she's....SHE"S BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!"

With that the rest of the team stood and applauded their new cheerleader while Coach Vallace Morre slunk away into the dark burrow of his office to scheme and prepare for the next game.

Resentful Day...

Today is the day, where we honour our players.  They fight with gratitude, dedication and courage.  We must respect the one who has fallen to the hands of thy enemy. Gra Manson was new to us and this deadly game that we play, yet he battled as if it were his entire life.  He will not die in vain. and he will not die unhappy.... for we shall not give in to the enemies we face.  We shall work our way up to the top and vanquish many in the finals!

WE SHALL AVENGE GRA MANSON AND WIN THE CRUSADER CUP!

HIS NAME SHALL REST AMOUNGST US FOREVER UNTIL WE END THE LIVES OF THOSE WHO ENDED HIS!!!

A proper memorial serve has been planned to honour Gra Manson. Family, friends and fans are all asked to join us on December 1st 2009 for Bloodwiser and Cheese.

Whitetail Neptune Plague Coach

Vallance Morre