Friday, December 25, 2009

HAPPY HOLIDAYS

A little something special that I lifted from the talkfantasyfootball forums

The Twelve Games of BloodBowl

In my first game of BloodBowl,
Lord Nuffle did bestow,
A triple-skull on a re-roll!

In my second game of BloodBowl,
Lord Nuffle did bestow,
Two stupid Trolls,
And a triple-skull on a re-roll!

In my third game of BloodBowl,
Lord Nuffle did bestow,
Three bribed refs,
Two stupid Trolls,
And a triple-skull on a re-roll!

In my fourth game of BloodBowl,
Lord Nuffle did bestow,
Four shiny cups,
Three bribed refs,
Two stupid Trolls,
And a triple-skull on a re-roll!

In my fifth game of BloodBowl,
Lord Nuffle did bestow,
Five C and D’s!
Four shiny cups,
Three bribed refs,
Two stupid Trolls,
And a triple-skull on a re-roll!

In my sixth game of BloodBowl,
Lord Nuffle did bestow,
Six Living Rulebooks
    Five C and D’s!
Four shiny cups,
Three bribed refs,
Two stupid Trolls,
And a triple-skull on a re-roll!

In my seventh game of BloodBowl,
Lord Nuffle did bestow,
Seven ‘Flings a-flyin’
Six Living Rulebooks
    Five C and D’s!
Four shiny cups,
Three bribed refs,
Two stupid Trolls,
And a triple-skull on a re-roll!

In my eighth game of BloodBowl,
Lord Nuffle did bestow,
Eight Goblins cheating,
Seven ‘Flings a-flyin’
Six Living Rulebooks
Five C and D’s,
Four shiny cups,
Three bribed refs,
Two stupid Trolls,
And a triple-skull on a re-roll!

In my ninth game of BloodBowl,
Lord Nuffle did bestow,
Nine Nurgles rotting
Eight Goblins cheating,
Seven ‘Flings a-flyin’
Six Living Rulebooks
Five C and D’s,
Four shiny cups,
Three bribed refs,
Two stupid Trolls,
And a triple-skull on a re-roll!

In my tenth game of BloodBowl,
Lord Nuffle did bestow,
Ten Slann a-leaping
Nine Nurgles rotting
Eight Goblins cheating,
Seven ‘Flings a-flyin’
Six Living Rulebooks
Five C and D’s,
Four shiny cups,
Three bribed refs,
Two stupid Trolls,
And a triple-skull on a re-roll!

In my eleventh game of BloodBowl,
Lord Nuffle did bestow,
Eleven elves a-passing
Ten Slann a-leaping
Nine Nurgles rotting
Eight Goblins cheating,
Seven ‘Flings a-flyin’
Six Living Rulebooks
Five C and D’s,
Four shiny cups,
Three bribed refs,
Two stupid Trolls,
And a triple-skull on a re-roll!

In my twelfth game of BloodBowl,
Lord Nuffle did bestow,
Twelve teams to start with,
Eleven elves a-passing
Ten Slann a-leaping
Nine Nurgles rotting
Eight Goblins cheating,
Seven ‘Flings a-flyin’
Six Living Rulebooks
Five C and D’s,
Four shiny cups,
Three bribed refs,
Two stupid Trolls,
AND A TRIPLE-SKULL ON A RE-ROLL!!!


HAPPY HOLIDAYS Y'ALL

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