Monday, December 14, 2009

Welcome Vanessa!




Today we welcomed a new member to the WhiteTail Neptune Plague:

"She will not be playing on the field, but I assure you she is a great asset to our team!" Says Coach Vallace Morre. "Here she comes...."

As the door swung wide the players squinted to look at what was moving through the opening. It had yellow Teeth and reeked of rotton onions.  It had dirty white fur and wore lipstick smeared across its slavering mouth.  One of its eyes was red with infection and lack of sleep while its clothes were ragged, dirty and torn apart.

"Boys, meet Vanessa Crudgens."


One of the players, Scarface by name, stepped forward looking Vanessa up and down. "She's...she's....SHE"S BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!"



With that the rest of the team stood and applauded their new cheerleader while Coach Vallace Morre slunk away into the dark burrow of his office to scheme and prepare for the next game.



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