HAPPY HOLIDAYS

A little something special that I lifted from the talkfantasyfootball forums

The Twelve Games of BloodBowl

In my first game of BloodBowl,

Lord Nuffle did bestow,

A triple-skull on a re-roll!

In my second game of BloodBowl,
Lord Nuffle did bestow,
Two stupid Trolls,
And a triple-skull on a re-roll!

In my third game of BloodBowl,
Lord Nuffle did bestow,
Three bribed refs,
Two stupid Trolls,
And a triple-skull on a re-roll!

In my fourth game of BloodBowl,

Lord Nuffle did bestow,

Four shiny cups,

Three bribed refs,

Two stupid Trolls,

And a triple-skull on a re-roll!

In my fifth game of BloodBowl,
Lord Nuffle did bestow,
Five C and D’s!
Four shiny cups,
Three bribed refs,
Two stupid Trolls,
And a triple-skull on a re-roll!

In my sixth game of BloodBowl,
Lord Nuffle did bestow,
Six Living Rulebooks
    Five C and D’s!
Four shiny cups,
Three bribed refs,
Two stupid Trolls,
And a triple-skull on a re-roll!

In my seventh game of BloodBowl,

Lord Nuffle did bestow,

Seven ‘Flings a-flyin’

Six Living Rulebooks

    Five C and D’s!

Four shiny cups,

Three bribed refs,

Two stupid Trolls,

And a triple-skull on a re-roll!

In my eighth game of BloodBowl,
Lord Nuffle did bestow,
Eight Goblins cheating,
Seven ‘Flings a-flyin’
Six Living Rulebooks
Five C and D’s,
Four shiny cups,
Three bribed refs,
Two stupid Trolls,
And a triple-skull on a re-roll!

In my ninth game of BloodBowl,
Lord Nuffle did bestow,
Nine Nurgles rotting
Eight Goblins cheating,
Seven ‘Flings a-flyin’
Six Living Rulebooks
Five C and D’s,
Four shiny cups,
Three bribed refs,
Two stupid Trolls,
And a triple-skull on a re-roll!

In my tenth game of BloodBowl,

Lord Nuffle did bestow,

Ten Slann a-leaping

Nine Nurgles rotting

Eight Goblins cheating,

Seven ‘Flings a-flyin’

Six Living Rulebooks

Five C and D’s,

Four shiny cups,

Three bribed refs,

Two stupid Trolls,

And a triple-skull on a re-roll!

In my eleventh game of BloodBowl,
Lord Nuffle did bestow,
Eleven elves a-passing
Ten Slann a-leaping
Nine Nurgles rotting
Eight Goblins cheating,
Seven ‘Flings a-flyin’
Six Living Rulebooks
Five C and D’s,
Four shiny cups,
Three bribed refs,
Two stupid Trolls,
And a triple-skull on a re-roll!

In my twelfth game of BloodBowl,
Lord Nuffle did bestow,
Twelve teams to start with,
Eleven elves a-passing
Ten Slann a-leaping
Nine Nurgles rotting
Eight Goblins cheating,
Seven ‘Flings a-flyin’
Six Living Rulebooks
Five C and D’s,
Four shiny cups,
Three bribed refs,
Two stupid Trolls,
AND A TRIPLE-SKULL ON A RE-ROLL!!!

HAPPY HOLIDAYS Y'ALL

Welcome Vanessa!

Today we welcomed a new member to the WhiteTail Neptune Plague:

"She will not be playing on the field, but I assure you she is a great asset to our team!" Says Coach Vallace Morre. "Here she comes...."

As the door swung wide the players squinted to look at what was moving through the opening. It had yellow Teeth and reeked of rotton onions.  It had dirty white fur and wore lipstick smeared across its slavering mouth.  One of its eyes was red with infection and lack of sleep while its clothes were ragged, dirty and torn apart.

"Boys, meet Vanessa Crudgens."

One of the players, Scarface by name, stepped forward looking Vanessa up and down. "She's...she's....SHE"S BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!"

With that the rest of the team stood and applauded their new cheerleader while Coach Vallace Morre slunk away into the dark burrow of his office to scheme and prepare for the next game.

Resentful Day...

Today is the day, where we honour our players.  They fight with gratitude, dedication and courage.  We must respect the one who has fallen to the hands of thy enemy. Gra Manson was new to us and this deadly game that we play, yet he battled as if it were his entire life.  He will not die in vain. and he will not die unhappy.... for we shall not give in to the enemies we face.  We shall work our way up to the top and vanquish many in the finals!

WE SHALL AVENGE GRA MANSON AND WIN THE CRUSADER CUP!

HIS NAME SHALL REST AMOUNGST US FOREVER UNTIL WE END THE LIVES OF THOSE WHO ENDED HIS!!!

A proper memorial serve has been planned to honour Gra Manson. Family, friends and fans are all asked to join us on December 1st 2009 for Bloodwiser and Cheese.

Whitetail Neptune Plague Coach

Vallance Morre

Round 4 Results - !!!Time to Throw Down!!!

Results from Game 4 with updated ranking scores

Game 4
• 1-0 Stronghold Strongarms(D)154/MidnightCityNightmare(DE)102
• 3-0 RieklandReavers(H)129 vs Akatruki’sHoard (N)42
• 2-0 Coach Coffin(U)139 / Skullcrushers(O)63
• 2-1 WhitetailNeptunePlague(S)124 / Kroxigoons(L) 120
• 2-1 C.F.L.(SL)153 / ManchesterMorgueFillers (C)92
• 2-1 HildebrandtsHooligans (O)117 /Norse Nuckleheads (H)100

Lower rank teams it is time to make your challenges for the next round!

ALSO - DO NOT FORGET THE LEAGUE CHEERLEADER CHALLENGE!!! GET THOSE SUBMISSIONS TO ME!!!!

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Interview with Coach Beachsilver of the Stronghold’s Strongarm

Could you please introduce the Stronghold’s Strongarm team?
Coach B:  The team is… well it is entirely comprised of Dwarves.  The entire team was part of the Crusade before they called it off and replaced it with a Blood Bowl League.  Although the team is inexperienced in Blood Bowl they’re not inexperienced in combat and have made a good start.

You have already acquired a reputation for playing by the rules, and also enforcing the rules when the other coaches and even the referee have strayed from them.  How did this come about?
Coach B:  Well, yes.  In truth I was never much of fan of Blood Bowl, though I would show up at the local Grudge Bearers game if I could get tickets.  But anyways, on the voyage here I was given a rulebook by a Dwarf who worked at the local arena.  I read that to pass the time.

How have you persuaded the other couches to make amendments?
Coach B:  I usually have a rulebook on hand... and I never go anywhere without my axe and hammer. 

Would this have anything to do with the rumours that the Couch of the Sunday Skullcrushers had numerous bruises after his game with you?

Coach B: Probably.

There is another rumour that I would like to ask you about.  Is the Crusader Cup being made at the Dwarf Stronghold?

Coach B:  There are a lot of smiths who aren’t talking, but there is more activity than a decorative cup could generate.  Also I haven’t heard anything about the Crusader Cup so I can tell you anything for sure.

What direction are you bringing the team from here?
Coach B:  Any way but down. 

Well you are currently at the top - thank you for your time and best of luck with whatever your smiths are building.......
Coach B:  You’re welcome.

In a stunning turn of events the Team Charter of Max's Maniacs was revoked this week!

Commisioner Craig claimed to be shocked and dismayed to discover that the Maniacs were actually a farm team for the Manchester Morgue Fillers. As it turns out the Morgue Fillers decided to hedge their own bets against losses to the morgue by fielding two teams which over the course of the season they planned to join into a single super team made of well trained and experienced survivors.

The league could not stand by and allow such ruthless shennanigans (a testiment to the fact that paying for two teams certainly did not allow enough left over start up capital to convince Commisioner Craig to overlook such brilliant strategy) and so the charter of the Maniacs has been disallowed and the team members banished (whether to the Realm of Chaos or another league has been yet to be confirmed).

Up and running! Also Our First League Challenge!

We have now managed to complete the first 3 league games - though there has been some fiendish chicanery with the book keeping to date. The league comissioner made the best he could of what he had and the rankings are now up to date and as presented. First choice of opponents always goes to the lower ranked team so big players remember to watch your backs - all power to the underdogs!

Please ensure from here on out that your sheets are properly filled out including such details as gate and winnings.

I am also putting out the first league challenge - As this is our ongoing record of the league and a sports page of sorts, each game I need two players to create a writtten team statement of some sort.... This could be an article, anecdote, highlight reel, an interview with players or coaches, a scanned .jpg of an illustration showing something that happened in the game - etc.

Each coach will be given an opportunity to do this. When you do I will give you a new model for your team to represent a cheerleader (and which you can then use for your reroll counter or turn counter!!!). This will also mean that you get to add a free cheerleader to your roster! When your cheerleader is painted you will also recieve an additional star player point to distribute to your team as you see fit! Hows that for motivation ;)

Here are the results of games 1-3

Game 1
• 0-0 Coach Coffin (U)108=WhitetailNeptunePlague (S)108
• 4-0 C.F.L. (SL)116/Max's Maniacs (C) 84
• 2-0 ManchesterMorgueFillers(C)116/NufflesCrusaders(H)100
• 2-1 StrongholdStrongarms(D)116/SundaySkullcrushers (O)84
• 3-1 RieklandReavers (H)116/MidnightCityNightmare (DE)84
• 2-0 Kroxigoons (L)116/ Akatruki’s Hoard (N)84
• 1-0 Hildebrandt's Hooligans / Brett's Boneyarders (N)84

Game 2
• 1-0 Max's Maniacs (C)/101 Riekland Reavers (H)99
• 1-1 Kroxigoons (L)124=Sunday Skullcrushers (O)93
• 3-0 Stronghold Strongarms (D)131/ Akatruki’s Hoard (N)68
• 2-1 MidnightCityNightmare(DE)101/W.N.Plague(S)91
• 1-1 Coach Coffin (U)116= Manchester Morgue Fillers (C)124
• 4-0 C.F.L. (SL)131/ Nuffle’s Crusdaers (H) 100
• 0-0 Hildebrandt's Hooligans = Brett's Boneyarders (N)84

Game 3

• 0-0 Coach Coffin (U)125=Stronghold Strongarms (D)139
• 1-0 RieklandReavers(H)116/ManchesterMorgueFillers (C)107
• 2-0 MidnightCityNightmare(DE)117/Skullcrushers(O)77
• 4-1 WhitetailNeptunePlague (S)107/Max's Maniacs (C)85
• 5-0 Kroxigoons(L)137/Akatruki’sHoard (N)55
• 0-0 C.F.L. (SL)138=HildebrandtsHooligans (O)109

Welcome to the N.C.C. Blood Bowl League!

Hello and welcome!

This will be the home of the N.C.C. Bloodbowl League. We are currently entering into our first season and are very excited about what the future holds for us. This league is primarily composed of members of The Nicholson Catholic College branch of The Lost Game Club and is centered around the Belleville/Quinte West gaming community in Ontario, Canada. For more information on The Lost please check us out at www.thelostforums.net.

The League Commissioner is James Craig - a well recognised staple of the Canadian miniature hobby scene, 11 time Golden Demon + Multi award winning painter/gamer,  and well known in many online communities where he generally goes by the handle Tkkultist.  Commissioner Craig (Also Coach Craig in this League!) is also one of the founding members of The Lost, owns the Club Forums, runs this particular blog, runs the N.C.C. Games Club and has his own website at www.LostInTheWarp.com.  If you have any questions about the contents of this site, the league or this club - please direct them to him through one of the above sites or using the comment features on this page.

Players please note that two VERY important league files have been added to this page - please click on the "RULES" Tag in the right hand collumn to see them. I will notify everyone through this board if any revisions are made.

League Format

We will be using a version of the A.B.L.E. Ladder Rules found at http://graveyard-gothika.webs.com/ableladder.htm which itself is based on World Chess Organization play.

"ABLE" is designed as a "bottom-up" environment, with lesser valued teams having more control over the schedule and flow of the "ladder" system.

Schedule: technically, there is none. The ladder and challenge system allows for any number of games... play is pretty much at your leisure

Team entry: All teams enter the ladder at 1,000,000 Team Value (TV) or less, i.e., teams start new. A team starts in the ladder at "100" Rank value.

Playing a game and issuing challenges: you must be lower in rank AND not played the challenged team twice in a row. Challinging a team that is over 200,000 in Team Value above you requires permission of the Commissioner.

If you do not issue a challenge then an opponent will be assigned you by Commissioner Craig!!!!

LEAGUE POINTS LADDER : Every team starts with 100 League points, and your League point total can never go below zero.

At the beginning of every game you compare the league point difference between the two teams on the following chart:

Point Difference League Points

0-10 16/16

11-32 15/17

33-54 14/18

55-77 13/19

78-100 12/20

101-124 11/21

125-149 10/22

150-176 9/23

177-205 8/24

206-237 7/25

238-273 6/26

274-314 5/27

315-364 4/28

365-428 3/29

429-523 2/30

524+ 1/31

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  The first number in the Points column is the points the winner gets and the loser loses if the higher league point team wins.
  
  
  
  
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  The second number is the points the winner gets and loser loses if the lower league point team wins the match.
  
  
  
  
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  In case of a tie, each team gets half (rounded up if needed) of the points they should get for winning.
  
  
  
  

Example: The Chaos All-Stars play the Bluebun Crammers (halflings). The All-Stars have racked up 174 league points after 5 victories. The coach of the Bluebuns called him out. The Halfling team has lost 5 straight games and has league points of 24. The difference between the two teams is 150. On the chart this indexes to 9/23.

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  If the All-Stars win: All-Star League Points = 174 + 9 = 183; Bluebuns = 24 - 9 = 15
  
  
  
  

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  Should the Crammers pull off the upset win: All-Stars = 174 - 23 =151; Bluebuns = 24 + 23 = 47
  
  
  
  

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  Should the teams tie: All-Stars = 174 + 5 = 179; Bluebuns = 24 + 12 = 36
  
  
  
  

League Rules

The Basics:

Rules set: LRB 5+ Experimental Rules Review 2008; free download above.
Miniatures: ANY figure that may reasonably identify the position... including metal, plastic, Games Workshop and non-Games Workshop minis....

Schedule: technically, there is none. Games Club meets every tuesday and games will be played in two halves across two weeks. You may choose to call a game after one half if you wish. You may also choose not to participate in any given 2 week cycle though you can not join in half way through unless you accept that the game MUST then only be a half.

Specific House Rules
1. 1 mil starting teams

2. All teams start with Fan Factor 5 - FF does not count against spiraling expenses and cannot be purchased

3. No deaths or injuries incurred in a teams first match of the year count as permanent. Star Player Points (SPP) are still earned as if they were. Teams that raise players may raise a casualty from the fans in the sidelines instead of the opposing team ;)

4. MVP awards will not be randomised and may be allocated by the coach at the end of each match as they see fit.

5. The miniatures used must clearly display each players position. The position of official Blood Bowl miniatures are naturally recognizable but if you are using other miniatures I recommend the time honoured tradition of colour coding the bases: yellow - catcher, red - blitzer, white - thrower, green - blocker, grey - lineman. If you are uncertain as to which colour to use, just make sure that each 1 colour only applies to 1 position.

Furthermore, it must be easy to tell individual players apart, in order that both you and your opponent can tell which player has chosen which skill. Visible numbering is the easiest way of doing this.

6. This is an open roster league - your team roster may be asked for at any time by any opponent. They have the right to ask which skills you have on a given model ant to recieve an honest answer.

7. Rewinds: You are allowed to take back the move and declaration of the player you are currently moving, as long as you have not rolled any dice for his action. Once you've started on a new player you may not rewind a previously moved one. If you take back a player's action then you do not have to move that same player immediately - you may move something else and then come back to him later.

8. If either coach has made an illegal set-up of his players at a kick-off, and this is spotted before the kick-off has been resolved, then the opposing coach is allowed to rectify the mistake. Illegal set-ups include: Too many players on the pitch or in the wide zone, as well as too few players on the pitch or on the line of scrimmage. In either of these cases, the changes made by the opposing coach must themselves be legal, and must only involve the illegally positioned players.

9. If it is discovered that a coach has (or has had) too many players on the pitch in the current drive, then his opponent is allowed to immediately move the excess fielded players into the reserves box, (dropping the ball if carried).

10. Additional bonus star player points will be awarded as follows - Each player who takes the field in any season game will recieve 1SPP. Any model which is painted for this season's league will earn 1SPP. Any team which is deemed fully painted will receive 5 SPP upon completion of a team photo for the web site.